Boing Boing E! Online - Top Stories TMZ.com Hollywoodtuna Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton Cosmopolitan.com Really Sexy Stuff Article FeedI don’t get it… Oh wait, she’s suggestively holding melons…and because we sometimes call breasts melons…oh now I get it. So very clever.
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Here’s Tara at the “When I Move You Move” fashion tradeshow in Las Vegas showing off her new Mantra beachwear line. Yes, that’s right her new beachwear line. Tara Reid is going into
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No doubt the bitch has nicer nipples than Hayden… Phuck, I’m such a great detective…the special care I take to carefully observe my surroundings. Why put my skills to better use…me thinks I see
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Here’s lazy doe-eyed UK bird, Danielle Lloyd. Pics courtesy of dirtyrottenwhore
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I’ll take every opportunity to bag on Eva Longoria, why? Because she’s useless. It always amazes me that actors suddenly become famous because they get lucky at a casting call. Her movies
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Fashion Week is nine days away, and before we awkwardly descend upon the tents once again, we decided to remind ourselves of the circus that's ahead. Thankfully, New York magazine did the work for us and compiled a list of 100 of the most hideous looks from the Fall 2008 shows. Our top pick is at left, but you can view the whole list here.
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Remember yesterday when we were perplexed over the new Heidi Montag video? Someone with too much time on their hands matched up the video and audio, so now every American can exercise his or her right to watch a horribly-produced clip of a horse marching around in spandex. Our reaction to the masterpiece is similar to the guy at right, which disproves Spencer and Heidi's argument that the last video sucked because they didn't put any money or effort into it.
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· On America’s Got Talent last night, David Hasselhoff was refreshingly candid about the stirrings in his loins elicited by Drag Britney. [AGT]
· Step! Two, Three, Ball, Step, Ball, Reverse, Change! Watch out stars—Lance means business! [Mollygood]
· In this new promotional shot from Land of the Lost, Will Ferrell stands next to the kind of Sleestak you might imagine posing for pictures at Disneyland. [First Showing]
· Mmmm…Hannah Montana Sweet & Sour Gummi Cocks. [BWE.tv]
· And last but not least, it’s Paul Reubens’s birthday today. In his honor, enjoy the entire Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special. Happy birthday, Pee-wee! Mm…Birthday cakey. [YouTube, YouTube, YouTube, YouTube]
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While other well-photographed actresses might don a pair of pants to go out if their knees were covered in bruises, Kate Holmes is of a different breed. Not only did Holmes attend a performance of August: Osage County with black-and-blue welts studding her bare legs, she did it while leggings were surely close at hand. Are the bruises the result of a suddenly aggressive Suri, a painful rehearsal for Katie’s Broadway debut, or a niacin-cleansing ritual gone awry? The Daily Mail takes us inside the scene:
Katie Holmes shocked onlookers by revealing huge black-and-blue bruises on her legs last night.
The actress smiled at waiting photographers, but her navy shift dress revealed the painful-looking injuries.
Despite the late hour, the wife of actor Tom Cruise accessorised her simple outfit with a pair of oversized designer shades.
Here’s a theory: perhaps husband Tom Cruise finally tired of lending Holmes his own jeans. In the knock-down, drag-out fight that ensued for possession of the rolled-up denims, Holmes walked away pantsless, with the wounds to show for it. Lesson learned, Katie: when Tom says, “Take a big step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE,” he ain’t playin’.
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Despite the fact that Jennie Garth is still taunting Shannen Doherty with expertly crafted put-downs, EW was able to wrangle the two 90210 stars for an arm-in-arm photo shoot and revealing Q&A. In it, Doherty reveals that she never really liked Brenda Walsh (”They just took her in a really odd direction that I didn’t necessarily agree with at the time”) and that she still harbors insecurities begun by the seminal “I Hate Brenda” newsletter. All well and good, but what about the matter everyone still cares about: the long-rumored Doherty/Garth catfights?
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Okay, but back to the fistfight: fact or fiction?…
DOHERTY: No, we never punched each other.
GARTH: Scratching? I’m not going to deny that.
More excerpts (and salacious sexual revelations) after the jump!
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: For the new 90210, you were both involved with determining where Kelly and Brenda were in their lives. Jennie, the producers initially wanted Kelly to be a West Beverly Hills High School board member, right? How did she become a guidance counselor?
GARTH: I didn’t want to be on the show for no reason. I wanted to have some value. When Gabe and [exec producer] Jeff [Judah] told me some of the things they were doing, I was like, ”Whoa. That is not 90210, people.”…
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: What kinds of things?
DOHERTY: All I know is there’s a girl giving a guy a b—- job in the first episode.
GARTH: When they told me that, I thought, Aaron Spelling is rolling over in his grave right now.
Dare we dream that Lucille Bluth is the loose woman in question? That’s right, CW: Bluthwatch ‘08 continues! But then, this tidbit concerning the initial Garth/Doherty reunion:
GARTH: There had been so much buildup. Everyone was asking me before what it was going to be like. I was like, ”I don’t know. I haven’t talked to her in 10 or 15 years.” I had that tension and I started to let it get to me. Is she going to be nice? Is it going to be a bad environment? But when I saw her everything was fine. [To Shannen] I was going to call you and tell you this — I got your number from Gabe [Sachs, 90210 producer] but I never called.
Jennie, Jennie, Jennie! Have you still not learned to use a phone after the Tori debacle? We know that the kids today have moved onto Sidekicks and iPhones, but sheesh: can’t somebody hand the girl an oversized 90’s cell phone she feels familiar with?
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Find Me Guilty star Vin Diesel continued to show his support for the latest action opus Babylon A.D. despite the fact that the film’s director recently disavowed it. Leaving the TRL studios, Diesel said, “Babylon A.D. isn’t some red-headed stepchild that you throw out with the bath water. It’s a rip roaring good time with explosions and me and some more explosions. I’m not going to disown it anytime soon. I’ll be there on midnight Thursday night. ” Diesel expressed a desire to record multiple commentary tracks for the DVD release and has began to brainstorm ideas for the sequel. Before hopping into his limo, Diesel confidentially stated, “I hope we can get Mathieu back for the sequel.”
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*A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people … it’s a joke.
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Of all of the recurring cast of characters that populate Molly McAleer’s nightly To Do videos, the most beloved figure is probably Molls’ dog, Wagandstuff. In this evening’s installment, we learn a little bit about what makes this dog jump for joy (quite literally, in fact). Get to the bottom of this mystery and find out what’s going on in Los Angeles tonight after the jump. Enjoy!
· Club Moscow at Boardner’s.
· Roommating: The Sex Tape at UCB.
· Women’s Book Group at Barnes and Noble.
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You know, for as many times as I’ve seen Kate Moss naked, I don’t seem to get tired of it. Especially when we’re talking about shots like these Kate Moss nude pictures in the new issue of Interview magazine….
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Heidi and Spencer are fucktards. (PopSugar) Barack to the Future. (CollegeHumor) Solange Knowles is already a Diva. And an idiot. (DListed) Mackenzie Phillips busted at LAX for heroin and cocaine possesion. (Pink is the New Blog) Adriana Lima and Doutzen…
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Okay, so I’m not really into short, muscly chicks, but American Olympic Gymnastics Gold Medal winners, Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson seem to be pretty popular these days, so I thought you might like these Nastia Liukin and Shawn…
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I wasn’t going to post Heidi Montag’s new music video for her “song,” Overdosin’, because I fucking hate her, and her “music” is shit. She sucks, and all things connected to her suck. Including her fake tits, fake nose,…
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Question: Is that a Hayden Panettiere nipple slip? It’s a little hard to see, because it’s underwater, but I’m pretty sure that while playing with her dog in the pool, Hayden’s bikini slipped a little to the side, and…
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Kate Moss nude from every angle possible (Click here)
Jennifer Aniston looking as hot usual (Click here)
Heidi Montag and her juicy melons (Click here)
Christina Ricci looks super busty and a tad cold (Click here)
Hot foreign blonds are always fun to watch (Click here)
Jessica Alba in a bikini never gets old (Click here)
Vanessa Hessler is a smoking hot hottie you gotta see (Click here)
Yes, Karolina Kurkova will make you salivate (Click here)
Elisabetta Gregoraci bikini pictures will shock and awe (Click here)
Believe it or not, Julia Roberts bikini pics! (Click here)
Gorgeous Greek babe Eyaggelia Aravani (Click here)
Speculation on Kelly Osbourne’s black eye (Click here)
Uber-cutie Stephanie McMichael bikini pics (Click here)
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Eva Mendes helped launch something called “30 Days of Fashion & Beauty” in Sydney the other day, but really, that’s not important. What is important is that we have pictures from said launch to help remind us just how incredibly gorgeous she is. And check out that dress; it’s made to look like Mendes is about to have an upskirt experience. Either that or it really was windy in that convention hall and we really did miss one. Damn.
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Here’s Megan Fox doing what she does best; looking drop dead sexy while doing something as simple as walking to her car. That’s all that really needs to be said about the hottest celebrity in the world. Enjoy the show folks.
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· On America’s Got Talent last night, David Hasselhoff was refreshingly candid about the stirrings in his loins elicited by Drag Britney. [
Of all of the recurring cast of characters that populate Molly McAleer’s nightly To Do videos, the most beloved figure is probably Molls’ dog, Wagandstuff. In this evening’s installment, we learn a little bit about what makes this dog jump for joy (quite literally, in fact). Get to the bottom of this mystery and find out what’s going on in Los Angeles tonight after the jump. Enjoy!
